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25 Jul 2013, 10:40 am

Rides to work on a procession of elephants.



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25 Jul 2013, 10:41 am

Uses elephants to jet wash his window.


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25 Jul 2013, 11:34 am

Uses an elephant as a shower. In fact tries to mimic all animal type inventions of the Flintstones.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJY2tkoQlQA[/youtube]



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJX33um9x90[/youtube]



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25 Jul 2013, 11:35 am

Doesn't realise how right he is :lol:

He jingles all the way to the town.


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25 Jul 2013, 11:38 am

Realises he's got a flat tongue



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25 Jul 2013, 12:32 pm

Enjoys eating cocker spaniel curry.



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25 Jul 2013, 12:35 pm

Has poop and honey fetish.



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25 Jul 2013, 12:43 pm

Likes to give away peoples secrets


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25 Jul 2013, 12:46 pm

Has last meal as avatar.



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25 Jul 2013, 12:54 pm

Is Bolton's most recent town crier.


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25 Jul 2013, 12:55 pm

Cooks last meals for squirrels on death row.



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25 Jul 2013, 12:57 pm

Hear ye! Hear Ye! Thoust claim to be a porn star in training however training with thou self is not training at all!



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25 Jul 2013, 12:58 pm

Eats the squirrel's nuts.


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25 Jul 2013, 1:00 pm

Ate the squirrel.



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25 Jul 2013, 1:22 pm

Is a graduate at the University of Cheshire Cheese.


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25 Jul 2013, 1:27 pm

is the one who cut the cheese.