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syzygyish
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31 Jul 2013, 7:07 am

The MasterBizarreStar wants everyAspy who has posted in this thread recently to sign a note that says
"I have not been trained in bizarrity, nor do i have any talent in this area!
I will not continue posting in this thread until I have achieved or surpassed a surpassed past of a sufficient level of ignominy


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31 Jul 2013, 7:09 am

Your dog is floating away!


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31 Jul 2013, 7:10 am

Where's my dog!


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31 Jul 2013, 7:15 am

It's closer than you think.


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31 Jul 2013, 7:57 am

Phones the cops, every time she misplaces her toothbrush.



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31 Jul 2013, 8:00 am

Got lost in a phone box


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31 Jul 2013, 8:04 am

Assassinated John F. Kennedy.



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31 Jul 2013, 8:05 am

Thinks a little dog can fire a gun


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31 Jul 2013, 8:08 am

Pretends to be a washing machine.



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31 Jul 2013, 8:10 am

^^ :lol:

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31 Jul 2013, 10:54 am

Likes dog turd kebabs.



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31 Jul 2013, 10:58 am

Drinks cat wee.


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31 Jul 2013, 11:05 am

Wants to replace all her current teeth with crocodile teeth.



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31 Jul 2013, 11:07 am

Replace his hands with feet.


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31 Jul 2013, 11:27 am

Replaces her eyes with cue balls.



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31 Jul 2013, 11:32 am

Has got a cue ball in his pocket


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