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Solved the Cold Fusion problem in physics in her sleep and wrote it all down in an incomprehensible alien language on a tissue, only to blow her nose with it the next morning.

Knows this because ThetaIn3D was working a part-time job as the Tooth Fairy and this all happened during the Tooth Collection Rounds.

Sylkat

Hired Theta as the Tooth Fairy.

Is very angry with Theta because she expected much more money for the fangs.


Sylkat

Won the Nobel Peace Prize for discovering how lint gathers in belly buttons.

Won it the previous year for discovering which dimension socks go into when you put them in the dryer / transdimensional gate. (It's the 9th dimension, the dimension of paired cotton garments and spare change you dropped in the car.)

Found a way to get toothpaste and shaving foam back in their respective tubes and containers, wheh too much is squeezed out.

[quote="ThetaIn3D"]Won the Nobel Peace Prize for discovering how lint gathers in belly buttons.


Some guy actually won the Ignobel Prize for that!

^ Was actually talking about himself in his last post.

Spray paints pigeons with black, silver and red paint.

Races pigeons who are spray-painted with said colors.

Buys a cat-sized hang-glider to pounce on racing pigeons in midair.


Sylkat

Is friends with a racing pigeon, considering that she is the same size as one.

Tried to race a racing pigeon, and ran straight into a tree!

Trows teargas in Sylkat's little mouse hole.

Can't afford whole biscuits.

Lives on biscuits that blue can't afford.