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04 Aug 2013, 11:17 am

Tells mice she's vegetarian, thus lulling them into a false sense of security.



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04 Aug 2013, 11:19 am

Tells people he doesn't eat cookies, thus lulling them into a false sense of security.


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04 Aug 2013, 11:23 am

Casts spells on dogs that give her any trouble.



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04 Aug 2013, 11:31 am

Attacks anyone who gives him trouble with a lightsaber.


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04 Aug 2013, 2:25 pm

I am having trouble imagining a cookie wielding a lightsaber.

That cat has seen way too many 'SpaceOpera' movies.


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04 Aug 2013, 2:28 pm

Grew up without an imagination.


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04 Aug 2013, 3:19 pm

Travels the world asking people if they can imagine cookies wielding light sabers.



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04 Aug 2013, 3:22 pm

Travels the world judging black cats.


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04 Aug 2013, 3:35 pm

Travels the world with express purpose of cleaning all black cats with bleach, so they become white.



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04 Aug 2013, 3:41 pm

Travels the world liberating Girl Scout cookies.


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04 Aug 2013, 3:47 pm

Thinks doughnuts are hula hoops for small animals.



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04 Aug 2013, 3:55 pm

Thinks the holes in doughnuts are where cookies come from.


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04 Aug 2013, 6:31 pm

The holes in the donuts are where you took a bite out of each one.


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04 Aug 2013, 6:43 pm

Is actually the culprit behind creating the holes in the doughnuts by eating through them.


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04 Aug 2013, 10:04 pm

Prefers her eclairs filled with Friskies Cat Food.


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04 Aug 2013, 10:45 pm

Is a scout on behalf of rats, alerting them to the presence of cats.