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babybird
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17 Dec 2013, 7:55 am

Banned: For spreading butter on frozen crumpets.


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17 Dec 2013, 9:36 am

Banned for crumbling frozen crumpets over the butter


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17 Dec 2013, 9:38 am

Banned for skating on thin ice with skates with rusty blades.



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17 Dec 2013, 11:00 am

Banned for trafficking illegal quantities of catnip via Etsy


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17 Dec 2013, 4:18 pm

Banned: For selling unapproved dog food on Amazon and Craig's List!


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17 Dec 2013, 4:27 pm

Banned: For eating large quantities of dog food in a day.


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17 Dec 2013, 8:17 pm

Banned for dipping dog kibble in melted chocolate and selling it as Christmas Candy.


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18 Dec 2013, 7:48 am

Banned for painting chocolate candy with bacon grease and selling it as puppy treats


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18 Dec 2013, 9:10 am

Both banned for disrespecting the sovereign importance of profit. Didn't you know it's Christmas?


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18 Dec 2013, 11:25 am

Banned for posting links to your tutus for men website


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18 Dec 2013, 4:21 pm

Banned for the tantrum you threw when the cleaners lost a couple of possum fur socks you sent for cleaning.


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18 Dec 2013, 4:31 pm

Banned for never throwing tantrums in public.


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18 Dec 2013, 5:38 pm

Banned for throwing tantrums that were so polite and sedate that no one noticed.


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19 Dec 2013, 7:58 am

Banned for watching porn on your smartphone and drinking absinthe while driving.


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19 Dec 2013, 11:57 am

Banned for pouring absinthe in your horse's feed bag.


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19 Dec 2013, 1:10 pm

Banned for mocking cyclops by continuously winking


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