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WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Likes to steal my valuables.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Her valuables are all clockwork mice.
Her merchandise are all dog collars.
She likes to play dressing up in my cone.
Loves dressing up as a witch.
Parks her broomstick in the bike shed.
Takes her cone off by the bedside every night.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Was shot down by a fighter jet, when she was flying on her broom.
Crashed in his fighter jet when his engine failed.
Likes to watch the washing machine go round and round and round all day long.
Likes to chase her tail round and round and round all day long.
Wishes she was one of the dogs.
Wishes she was one of the cats.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Refuses to eat anything but Jell-O that has been successfully nailed to a tree.
Refuses to eat anything but nachos that are glued to a lion's back.
For snacks, likes to serve her guests heaping plates of Chester the Cheetah's turds, which coincidentally look exactly like Cheetos.