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WitchsCat
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05 Aug 2013, 3:18 pm

Likes to steal my valuables.


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05 Aug 2013, 3:19 pm

Her valuables are all clockwork mice.


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05 Aug 2013, 3:20 pm

Her merchandise are all dog collars.


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05 Aug 2013, 3:22 pm

She likes to play dressing up in my cone. :lol:


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05 Aug 2013, 3:25 pm

Loves dressing up as a witch.


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05 Aug 2013, 3:27 pm

Parks her broomstick in the bike shed.


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05 Aug 2013, 3:33 pm

Takes her cone off by the bedside every night.


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05 Aug 2013, 4:05 pm

Was shot down by a fighter jet, when she was flying on her broom.



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05 Aug 2013, 4:29 pm

Crashed in his fighter jet when his engine failed.


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05 Aug 2013, 4:36 pm

Likes to watch the washing machine go round and round and round all day long. :wink:


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05 Aug 2013, 4:41 pm

Likes to chase her tail round and round and round all day long.


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05 Aug 2013, 4:43 pm

Wishes she was one of the dogs.


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05 Aug 2013, 4:43 pm

Wishes she was one of the cats.


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05 Aug 2013, 4:45 pm

Refuses to eat anything but Jell-O that has been successfully nailed to a tree.



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05 Aug 2013, 4:47 pm

Refuses to eat anything but nachos that are glued to a lion's back.


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05 Aug 2013, 6:30 pm

For snacks, likes to serve her guests heaping plates of Chester the Cheetah's turds, which coincidentally look exactly like Cheetos.