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29 Sep 2013, 11:42 am

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29 Sep 2013, 11:44 am

is really an immortal Egyptian goddess that built the pyramids single-handed


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29 Sep 2013, 11:48 am

Is really a Hindu god with six arms.


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29 Sep 2013, 11:50 am

eats tree bark


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29 Sep 2013, 11:55 am

Eats dirt.


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29 Sep 2013, 12:24 pm

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29 Sep 2013, 12:31 pm

Frosts his neighbor's cake with wet dog food.


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29 Sep 2013, 12:43 pm

Waters and fertilizes her garden gnomes in the hope they'll grow bigger.



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29 Sep 2013, 12:45 pm

Paints his garden gnomes green so they look like ogres.


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29 Sep 2013, 3:07 pm

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29 Sep 2013, 3:08 pm

Makes cocktails out of tails of roosters.


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29 Sep 2013, 3:14 pm

Smashed her watch with a sledge hammer in an effort to kill time.


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29 Sep 2013, 3:17 pm

Throws her watch in the air to see time fly.


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29 Sep 2013, 3:24 pm

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29 Sep 2013, 3:25 pm

Made a nine iron out of golf balls.


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29 Sep 2013, 5:31 pm

Dips golf balls in Super Glue, and places them all over golf courses.


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