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AntDog
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01 Jan 2014, 3:27 am

Banned for performing in a band while wearing a rubberband as an armband over a band-aid while being temporarily banned from doing band performances.



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01 Jan 2014, 3:45 am

Banned for letting your pet dragon play in the snow without a nice warm sweater.


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01 Jan 2014, 6:15 am

Banned for advocating sweaters for dragons when they can keep themselves warm perfectly well with their perforated insulation, oily fat layer and warm odiferous breath.



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01 Jan 2014, 9:27 am

Banned: for providing dragon cosmetics.


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01 Jan 2014, 9:34 am

Banned for putting lipstick on a pig. :pig:


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01 Jan 2014, 12:50 pm

Banned for not wanting Miss Piggy to look beautiful.

Didn't you know that Babybird's her manicurist?



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01 Jan 2014, 1:47 pm

Banned for posting babybird's real job on a forum. Now anyone can identify her IRL.



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01 Jan 2014, 4:39 pm

Banned for having common sense.



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01 Jan 2014, 4:55 pm

Banned: For having uncommon sense.


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01 Jan 2014, 6:37 pm

Banned for not making any sense.



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01 Jan 2014, 6:52 pm

Banned for confusing me - your user name says AntDog, your rank says Snowy Owl, yet your picture is clearly neither, but a dragon instead.



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01 Jan 2014, 7:04 pm

Banned for being confused by a pyromaniac, mystical, aerodynamic reptile.


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01 Jan 2014, 7:46 pm

Banned for calling a dragon a reptilian maniac.



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01 Jan 2014, 7:55 pm

When they get mad, they are.

Watch the movie 'Reign of Fire'.

And you are banned because you can't handle the truth.

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01 Jan 2014, 8:00 pm

Banned for calling wyverns "Dragons".



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01 Jan 2014, 8:21 pm

Banned for bringing up the Alaskan movie 'Wyvern'.