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Descartes Veteran
Joined: 8 Apr 2008Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 6,288Location: Texas, unfortunately
You have received a copy of Nickelodeon Magazine from 1997. *inserts quarter*
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
You have received a laser chainsaw. *inserts quarter*
You have received a half-empty can of mousse. *inserts quarter*
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
You win a mismatched pair of moose antlers. *inserts a quarter*
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
You get a mouse. *inserts quarter*
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
You get a rat. *insert quarter*
You get a note. You open it and read "Pwned" *inserts quarter*
You get a lawsuit for copyright infringement over your usage of the word "Pwned™", which, by the way, is a trademark by yours truly. *inserts quarter*
You get your trademark tattooed on your backside. *inserts a quarter*
^ You get a free tattoo of your choice. *inserts quarter*
You get a piercing of your choice. *inserts a quarter*
You win a book "How to look after other people's chickens" *inserts quarter*
*sigh* ... I think I could write that book (little neighbor girl has her chickens in my backyard, and doesn't take care of them!) OK, you win ... a pair of rainbow suspenders, like Robin Williams used to wear in Mork and Mindy. *inserts a quarter*
^ thank you. You win a galactic phone to call Orson each day and report on the strange habits of humans. *inserts quarter*
You win an authentic original Buckaroo Banzai comic book. *inserts a quarter*
You win a gunfight at the OK Coral. *inserts quarter*