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Whaaaaa-oooooo!

I'm going to post something so stupid and reckless and downright dangerous that by the time you finish reading it, your brain will be infected with chicken boils and dryer lint. Its so stupid you'll think you enjoy reading it, but you don't, but thats not why its stupid. Its stupid because its dumb. And it might be long as a bell but I wouldn't know that. Guessing is stupid. What the french, toast? HAHAHAHA, wow that is so stupid. I've never written such a ridiculous thing. Its original, too. I just wanna say....stupid. lol it just gets funnier, c'mon say it. You'll feel stupid if you don't. I'll probably spend a good twenty minutes here thinking of all the stupid stuff I gotta say. I wish I could talk in squares or pentagons. Beats a stupid circle. Maybe thats the feat I'm accomplishing right now. But how do I know which dimension I'm speaking in? It could be the second dimension, because my computer screen is flat. But my mouth is three dimensional. 3/2 reveals that half a dimension is missing. It must be in the fourth dimension. But how can I be sure, if thats where my brain is? I'm a man of objective thought....so stupid.....

I think I just blew the stupid-limit. Somebody write me a ticket.

Catching snowflakes is easy. Try avoiding them.

stu & pid
were sh*****g in a tree
iF U C KINGdom come
& she asks you where i am
tell him i saw him coming
& arboretumed

Wow!... pass the brain bleach please!

My brother's a giant parakeet... no seriously he is.

furthermore I would like to add that purple is not a color, it's a flavor.

Sid's Tattoo & Hot Dog Parlour...how may I help you? :O)

I'll have...


a tattoo of a hot-dog &...
a Sid hot dog
& a happy ending
to go
can i get an up-size with that?

I kinda like what one of my buddies from highschool once said:

"I'm actually getting a tatoo of a W on each a-- cheek, that way when I moon someone it says WOW!"

And this came long before World Of Warcraft or the local shock-jocks with the WOW stickers.

Buttocks are mmmooo nbeams

if you go down to the woods today
url get a big surprise...
A SHARK WILL EET YOU!
whatever you do don't panic!
Sharks intestines are very comfortable;have surround-sound stereo systems
a free bar & topless waiteresses

A triceratops has two antlers, just like a zebra

<PlasmaTrooper> Plasma Trooper, Plasma Trooper, does whatever a Plasma Trooper does~

<PlasmaTrooper> Can she swing, from a web? No she can't, she's a Space Pirate~

<PlasmaTrooper> Watch out! For Plasma Trooper~

My ants are cheese!

OMG then where my cheese gone?

I can see the whiz-fizz... It tasted sad.

The moon has a disapproving look on his face. Ever since the Sun went down on me. I hate judgemoontal mens.

If life is... In it?

Oh the colours of the methane sound like blood to my fingertips.

Orgy porgy, Ford and fun! Get out of the way, I have a gun! If you get near me dressed like that the whole room will hear your brains go splat!

I think George W Bush is doing an AWESOME job.

He has incredible insight and he is uniting the country.

I hope he never gets impeached