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14 Sep 2007, 3:02 pm

Granted. Can't think of a way to corrupt it. . .yet.

I wish I could draw great manga and create awesome anime that everyone would love and buy.

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14 Sep 2007, 3:05 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. Can't think of a way to corrupt it. . .yet.

I wish I could draw great manga and create awesome anime that everyone would love and buy.

Granted, except your main audience will be either Japanese or Nerds like Kevin Hastings.

I wish pork were Kosher.

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14 Sep 2007, 3:23 pm

Granted but now everything is Kosher.

I wish someone would stop Paramount from remaking "Footloose", "Revenge of the Nerds", and "Ferris Bueller."

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14 Sep 2007, 4:09 pm

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Granted but now everything is Kosher.

I wish someone would stop Paramount from remaking "Footloose", "Revenge of the Nerds", and "Ferris Bueller."

Yay!! !

Granted, but now Paramount is out of business.

I wish to be an engineer.

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14 Sep 2007, 4:57 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. Can't think of a way to corrupt it. . .yet.

I wish I could draw great manga and create awesome anime that everyone would love and buy.

Granted, except your main audience will be either Japanese or Nerds like Kevin Hastings.

You forgot the Japanese nerd market :lol:

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14 Sep 2007, 5:43 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but now everything is Kosher.

I wish someone would stop Paramount from remaking "Footloose", "Revenge of the Nerds", and "Ferris Bueller."

Yay!! !

Granted, but now Paramount is out of business.

I wish to be an engineer.

Granted. But everything you design fails to work.

I wish to meet someone (preferably female) from WP

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14 Sep 2007, 5:44 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. Can't think of a way to corrupt it. . .yet.

I wish I could draw great manga and create awesome anime that everyone would love and buy.

Granted, except your main audience will be either Japanese or Nerds like Kevin Hastings.

You forgot the Japanese nerd market :lol:

Granted that they are all good nerds.

I wish for world peace... after humans are gone.

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14 Sep 2007, 5:46 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but now everything is Kosher.

I wish someone would stop Paramount from remaking "Footloose", "Revenge of the Nerds", and "Ferris Bueller."

Yay!! !

Granted, but now Paramount is out of business.

I wish to be an engineer.

Granted. But everything you design fails to work.

I wish to meet someone (preferably female) from WP

Granted, but it's Sopho.

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14 Sep 2007, 5:50 pm

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I wish for world peace... after humans are gone.

Granted, but you're not there to enjoy it.

I wish I could play the piano.

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14 Sep 2007, 5:56 pm

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I wish for world peace... after humans are gone.

Granted, but you're not there to enjoy it.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but you have to play Mozart for the rest of your life.

I wish I were a parakeet.

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14 Sep 2007, 6:05 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

beyondtheinfinite wrote:

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I wish for world peace... after humans are gone.

Granted, but you're not there to enjoy it.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but you have to play Mozart for the rest of your life.

I wish I were a parakeet.

Granted. But you're eatten by a cat.

I wish someone would shoot me before Sopho arrives. :lol:

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14 Sep 2007, 6:24 pm

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Granted. But you're eatten by a cat.

I wish someone would shoot me before Sopho arrives. :lol:

*Bang!* Ooops!

I hope you're still okay!

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14 Sep 2007, 6:40 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. But you're eatten by a cat.

I wish someone would shoot me before Sopho arrives. :lol:

*Bang!* Ooops!

I hope you're still okay!

Don't mind the blood spurting from my leg. It just a flesh wound :lol:

I wish this bleeding would stop. It's going to be heck to clean up :lol:

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14 Sep 2007, 6:52 pm

Granted, you are fine now.

I wish my Petey bird weren't blind.

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14 Sep 2007, 6:53 pm

Granted but since AA is compassionate he will heal your flesh wound for you.

I wish someone would help me heal whiteskunk's supposed wound.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:00 pm

Granted that I used a blank.

I wish I weren't a bird.

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