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doordoctor
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05 Jun 2007, 5:15 am

composite drawing of the defendant in the courtroom, he was convicted of many offenses


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05 Jun 2007, 8:38 am

Having no vision at all makes it harder to see the screen and type.
*orders video input device*



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05 Jun 2007, 8:51 am

I need to go shopping for an avatar.



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05 Jun 2007, 9:22 am

hey, now i need to get into town to look for more sewers, problem is, i went to get on the bus and boy they got REALLY small!! it seems now my only option is to walk across town! but ahhh id love to ride on a routemaster but im too big!!


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05 Jun 2007, 9:22 am

"Looks like I'm too big to ride the bus"


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05 Jun 2007, 9:27 am

are u my sister or is this my reflction


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05 Jun 2007, 9:32 am

"Now all I need is a process controller chip to type."



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05 Jun 2007, 9:36 am

Look at me! I'm Mr. NoPic! And I don't exist, so you can't see me!


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05 Jun 2007, 9:36 am

"I am invisible"


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05 Jun 2007, 10:11 am

Ahhh! My evil twin! Yikes!, Wait... thats a mirror



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05 Jun 2007, 10:27 am

(robot voice) hi earthlings im a delak, i can control everything, including your email accounts


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05 Jun 2007, 10:28 am

doordoctor's avatar (in response to gismo's avatar): Not if I have anything to say about it!


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05 Jun 2007, 10:31 am

I'm Sonic Hedgehog--I'm out to battle Dr. Robotnik. This time he's teamed up with the Daleks.



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05 Jun 2007, 10:32 am

ahhhh a black sailboat, take cover!! ! this means war!!


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05 Jun 2007, 10:33 am

My joints are creaking, so I know it's been a long day here at the office.



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05 Jun 2007, 10:41 am

Jack Sparrow: Ah, there's my other ship, the Black Diamond. Caption Assobrab stole that one.

(To get the joke, spell "Assobrab" backwards)


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