Corrupt A Wish

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08 Mar 2008, 10:18 am

Granted, you live off of mushrooms and burp fire, constantly steal other people's ideas and get away with it, sing like a beetle and die like a human. But first you must spell "abilities" correctly.

I wish education, health, and residence were free and guaranteed for everyone on Earth.

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08 Mar 2008, 10:24 am

Granted, but they'd be crappy services.

I wish people would just get along.

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08 Mar 2008, 4:28 pm

Granted, under God's sovereign rule, for all eternity.

I wish teleology were further developed so it could be even more intellectually satisfying to even to most skeptical natured person, so that all people might be saved.

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09 Mar 2008, 4:23 am

Granted but no-one understands what that means so your wish was pointless.

I wish I could redeem my exam grade.

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09 Mar 2008, 6:44 am

Granted but it backfires and the teacher lowers it afterwards.

I wish I could learn what I wanted to in a few seconds.

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09 Mar 2008, 11:33 am

Granted, but you now flunk drug tests.

I wish Stargate SG1 had continued past season 10.

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10 Mar 2008, 5:05 am

Granted, but they start to run out of plotlines for the show and it gets boring.

I wish I knew the score's ONM will give to Mario Kart Wii and Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

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10 Mar 2008, 5:41 am

Granted, but now you find out they have delayed the release until 2011.

I wish for health, wealth and happiness.

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10 Mar 2008, 6:42 am

Granted, but you can only choose one.

I wish I could get my coursework done.

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10 Mar 2008, 9:03 am

Granted! Just let the teachers know, that a ninja goat ate your work, right as it was finished. They just might belive you and give you double.

I wish for a Warp Pipe!

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10 Mar 2008, 11:56 am

What? Granted I guess, but Jordi LaForge is after you!! !

I wish I had financial aid for college now so I wouldn't have to wait another year.

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10 Mar 2008, 9:27 pm

Granted, but like my poor daughter in nursing school, you'll only have just enough to pay tuition and books. You'll have to eat Ramen noodles and corn chips for the rest of the year.

I wish I could push all marketing coordinators into the Abyss...

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10 Mar 2008, 9:31 pm

Granted but you fall in with them

I wish my family wasn't so noisy :roll:

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11 Mar 2008, 4:47 pm

Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish my back wasnt so itchy.

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11 Mar 2008, 5:21 pm

Granted but you've grown scales.

I wish I had a good tasty meat pie.

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11 Mar 2008, 6:29 pm

Wish Granted, but the pie has a delicious poison in it.

I wish to be the DM of this world.

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