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octobertiger Veteran
Joined: 22 Sep 2013Age: 48Gender: MalePosts: 1,949
Thinks Allah is Elf.
Musicgirl Veteran
Joined: 30 Jun 2013Age: 31Gender: FemalePosts: 799
Eats giraffes for breakfast
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Eats rhinos for lunch.
ExceladonCity Veteran
Joined: 17 Aug 2013Gender: MalePosts: 587Location: Louisville, KY
Eats Whoppers from Burger King with Whoppers the malted milk balls.
Ate Big Macs from McDonalds with Fleetwood Mac.
Eats air
Eats clouds.
Eats cloudy air
Keeps smog in a jar.
Keeps liquid oxygen in a soapdish.
Keeps nitrous oxide in a flower vase.
Keeps dry ice in her bed socks.
Keeps uranium in his underpants, and even wears them with the uranium still inside.
Keeps a Van de Graaf strapped to her inside thigh.
Forces friends to wear shock collars whenever they wronged him.
Insists everyone she meets puts on a top hat, and then a monocle.