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GoatOnFire
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15 Apr 2010, 1:26 am

In your mind

Where are my minds?


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15 Apr 2010, 1:33 am

Wrapped around the voices.


Where is my serenity.



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15 Apr 2010, 6:20 am

Somewhere in the Himalayas

and again I ask....where's my coffee!?


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15 Apr 2010, 7:52 am

In Hawaii, on the coffee bush.

Where's my tax refund? (ha ha, trick question -- I owe :cry: )



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15 Apr 2010, 1:16 pm

Where's my tax refund? (ha ha, trick question -- I owe Crying or Very sad ) it's in the process..


Where is my curio collection?



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15 Apr 2010, 1:52 pm

I got bored with dusting and threw them in the dishwasher.

Where is my vacuum cleaner?



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15 Apr 2010, 1:55 pm

You threw it out because it sucked.

Where is my hat?


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15 Apr 2010, 1:56 pm

You used it as a pot to plant zucchini seedlings.

Where are my garden gloves?



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15 Apr 2010, 1:58 pm

Where are my garden gloves? Thrown in the dustbin..

Where is my short fiction collection?



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15 Apr 2010, 2:04 pm

As yet unpublished.

Where is my library card?



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15 Apr 2010, 2:06 pm

Stolen a year ago and used to take out 1000 books. You should see the size of your overdue book fine!

Where is my video club membership card?


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15 Apr 2010, 2:08 pm

Where is my video club membership card? I think superboyian might have burgled it so, he could get some movies without the hassle..

Where is my lost weight went to?



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15 Apr 2010, 2:17 pm

hmm, I think maybe TallyMan gained it.

Where is my autoharp?



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15 Apr 2010, 2:51 pm

Where is my autoharp? Last time I had seen it, it was on Antiques roadshow


Where is my last photo album went to?



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15 Apr 2010, 3:09 pm

It was taken by the NSA because it has sensitive photos of nuclear silos.

Where is my tennis racket?


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15 Apr 2010, 3:17 pm

Where is my tennis racket? It's in the trophy case of Ivan Lendl a great tennis legend..


Where is my business document bag...