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Granted, you suffocate and die.

I wish Strapples would use more variety of wishes.

Not granted! Strapples cannot do that because he is too obsessed with straps!

I wish I was immune to suffocation

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Granted: you are now a vampire, you need to feast on the blood of the living and keep out of the sun.

I wish elephants werents so hard to draw in paint.

Granted! but you no longer have the ability to paint.

I wish I did not have to be a vampire but could retain immunity to suffocation, oh and more mummy straps please

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted: you are no longer a vampire... you are now a mummy. Happy decomposing Strapples

I wish I knew which forum a comic strip about Aspies and NT should go in...

Granted. You have the knowledge. However, you are forbidden from acting on it, or conveying it to any other through any means. If you do, you will suffer from the effects of actually understanding the universe, which would cause your brain to explode.


I wish that I could have a decent position in my field.

Granted, however you are de-moted to a lower position!

I wish I could create an Aspie graphic novel.

Granted! You write it in red ink and accidently dropped it in a bucket of red fruit punch.

I wish for someone to post with. ;/

Granted, but you hate the person.

I wish I didn't ruin every conversation I have with people.

Granted, you have conversations with people who ruin it themselves.

I wish I didn't remember my dream every night.

Granted, you live your nightmares every night.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed soon.

Granted, your bed isn't made and you're too lazy to make it.

I wish my dreams weren't so stupid.

Granted, they are so complex, you don't understand them.
(Why the hell would I make my bed, just to sleep in it and mess it up again right after?)

I wish I remembered my dreams more often.

Granted! You remember your nightmares and get PTSD's.

I wish for my birthday to come sooner than 4 days.

Granted, but you fall into a coma the minute before.

I wish I understood peopple better.

Granted, the people you understand are all insane and stalk you.

I wish to wake up at noon tomorrow.