Where is my..... [Game]

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You forgot to pick it up in the store.


Where is my fork?

Forks are banned, you have to use chopsticks... It is a new form of diet!

Where are my chopsticks?

Sorry, I ate them. Aren't they a part of my new diet regime, increasing fibre etc?


Where is my time machine?

It should have arrived yesterday, maybe it is running early? (or late )

Where is my companion to fly through space and time?

You forgot to pick him up on Friday.


Where are my gold teeth?

Stuck in an apple.

Where is my prehistoric rhubarb?

Man with golden teeth cooked it for a desert.


Where is my monkey?

Lifting a piano downstairs while waiting for a cup of tea.

Where is my monkey wrench?

It is currently being used by a monkey mafia.

Where is my Rocket cap?

The science museum in your city/town stole it
and it's now on exhibit.

Where are my superhero powers?

In that barrel of toxic waste.

Where's my autographed U2 poster?

In the nostalgia section on Ebay.

Where is my faded rose from days gone by?

After the aphids had finished with it the ants took what was left to make a nest.

Where is my garden fork?

Garden gnome must have misplaced it for a kitchen fork.

Where is my courage gone?

Hiding behind your driving instructors terrified face.

Where is my roast beef dinner?

Back in England.

Where is my garden spade?