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Sylkat
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05 Dec 2013, 10:42 am

Tried to make a documentary film of a 'documentary filmmaker'.

Turned out to be a Peeping Tom.

Got a reward from the police.

Used it to buy a new camera, since the perv broke his and stomped it, to destroy the evidence.


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05 Dec 2013, 12:23 pm

Pretends to be a cop while paying Peeping Toms to make film documentaries.



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05 Dec 2013, 3:00 pm

spies on peeping toms


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05 Dec 2013, 4:28 pm

Thinks peeping toms are tomcats that say "peep"


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05 Dec 2013, 6:34 pm

Thinks peeping toms are fair game for her slingshot.


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05 Dec 2013, 6:37 pm

Made a slingshot out of two celery sticks and potato skin.


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05 Dec 2013, 6:43 pm

is stock piling sling shots for the amazon probes


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05 Dec 2013, 6:46 pm

Once skinny dipped in the Amazon River to prove that he won't be eaten by piranhas.


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05 Dec 2013, 8:14 pm

Once ordered an Uncle Si Duck Dynasty chia pet from Amazon and demanded a full refund when his beard did not grow long enough to taste.



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05 Dec 2013, 9:15 pm

Could not understand why Amazon does not sell Telly Savalas Chia Pets.


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05 Dec 2013, 10:47 pm

Can name the pedigree and lineage of any randomly picked fish caught from the Mississippi River on a Tuesday morning.


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06 Dec 2013, 2:41 am

Can name the species of every bit of mold growing on every piece of cheese in his refrigerator.


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06 Dec 2013, 4:17 am

painstakingly etches her signature on individual grains of black rice


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06 Dec 2013, 12:31 pm

Pretends to be Bruce Willis and randomly comes up and signs people's fruit at the outdoor fresh market.



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06 Dec 2013, 12:41 pm

Randomly discloses to people that she sees dead people.



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06 Dec 2013, 4:09 pm

Randomly tells people to "show him the money".


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