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salamandaqwerty
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06 Dec 2013, 4:30 pm

hums songs in a tone just outside the human hearing range, people are often very confused when their pets applaud her as she walks along for no apparent reason


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06 Dec 2013, 4:35 pm

Just launched a trans-oceanic telegraph service that relies on messages being relayed by subsonic blue whale songs.



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06 Dec 2013, 4:53 pm

Brushes the teeth of blue whales.


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06 Dec 2013, 5:11 pm

brushes her teeth with a bluewhale


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06 Dec 2013, 5:17 pm

Uses whale blubber as toothpaste.


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06 Dec 2013, 6:38 pm

is relentlessly pursuing a white whale across the troubled ocean of her subconscious.


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06 Dec 2013, 6:40 pm

Answers the phone saying "Call me Ishmael."



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06 Dec 2013, 6:51 pm

Likes to roll themselves up in the living room rug and pretend to be an eggroll.



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07 Dec 2013, 1:15 am

Likes to make egg rolls using eucalyptus leaves and spinach-and-popcorn filling.


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07 Dec 2013, 6:08 am

is an old school gangsta rapper


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07 Dec 2013, 6:20 am

Used to like gangsta rap then found religion and mended the errors of his wicked, wicked ways.



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07 Dec 2013, 6:46 am

used to be a priest but then turned to gangsta rap to mend their holy holy ways


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07 Dec 2013, 9:51 am

Pimped the Pope's Popemobile to make it look cooler.


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07 Dec 2013, 1:14 pm

lap danced the pope


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07 Dec 2013, 1:37 pm

Complimented the Pope on his hat.

Got kicked out of the Vatican


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07 Dec 2013, 1:43 pm

Stole all the wine from the Vatican and replaced it with vimto.


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