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WitchsCat
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16 Dec 2013, 3:57 pm

Uses wire hangers as ornaments for his Christmas tree.


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16 Dec 2013, 4:20 pm

Refuses to carve the Roast Beast, or even open the Who Hash.



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16 Dec 2013, 4:26 pm

Carves the live beast.


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16 Dec 2013, 4:31 pm

trys to console said beast


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16 Dec 2013, 4:41 pm

Steals candy canes from little children just to see them cry.


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16 Dec 2013, 4:45 pm

washes her face in onion juice


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16 Dec 2013, 4:55 pm

Washes her hands in pickle juice


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16 Dec 2013, 9:09 pm

Uses puréed limpets as hand cream.


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16 Dec 2013, 9:11 pm

gathers old dreams from sleeping cats and smokes them in an oriental jade pipe


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16 Dec 2013, 9:11 pm

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16 Dec 2013, 9:44 pm

collects magic nose goblins


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17 Dec 2013, 1:53 am

Flicks goblins at trick-or-treaters.


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17 Dec 2013, 4:09 am

knows the exact number of angels that can fit on a pinhead


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17 Dec 2013, 5:46 am

also knows how much the fat ones weigh based on how much pi they ate


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17 Dec 2013, 6:19 am

You ate all the pi's, the long division, the 12 times tables and chairs, and then you had the nerve to come back for a fraction of a decimal point.


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17 Dec 2013, 7:37 am

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