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preludeman
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20 Apr 2010, 9:05 pm

It ran away.

Where is my love life.


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20 Apr 2010, 9:42 pm

In the hardware store next to the "stop trying to find it"

I need coffee...where's the milk?


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21 Apr 2010, 2:22 am

Still in the cow.

Where is my cow?



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21 Apr 2010, 4:50 am

It has cowed.

Where is an extension of time?


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21 Apr 2010, 5:51 am

Approaching the speed of light, but It's all relative anyway.

Where did the electricity disappear to?


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21 Apr 2010, 7:41 am

I'm using it to recharge my cell phone, laptop, iPod & PDA.

Where is my GPS map update?



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21 Apr 2010, 7:43 am

Being revised. America has been sold to the Chinese.

Where are my seedlings?


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21 Apr 2010, 7:49 am

A duck ate them.

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Where's my beauty?


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21 Apr 2010, 7:55 am

In the eye of the beholder.

Where is my mirror?



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21 Apr 2010, 7:58 am

I stole it to fight Medusa.

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21 Apr 2010, 8:03 am

I heard on the radio the other day that Jesus will be coming back for the last judgment on May 21, 2011.

Where is my other shoe??



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21 Apr 2010, 8:07 am

You're wearing it as a glove.

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Where's my super natural abilities?


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21 Apr 2010, 8:07 am

In the refridgerator
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Where is my meerkat?



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21 Apr 2010, 9:21 am

Gone to Hollywood to audition for Lion King 4...

Where's Wally?


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21 Apr 2010, 9:42 am

Gone to join the circus.

Where is my dinner?


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21 Apr 2010, 11:02 am

In the trash

Where is my bearded dragon?