Page 1486 of 2016 [ 32256 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1483, 1484, 1485, 1486, 1487, 1488, 1489 ... 2016  Next

WitchsCat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Apr 2013
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,433
Location: Cleveland, OH

30 Dec 2013, 6:06 pm

Tried to give the plaid zebra a mouth guard for her biting problem, but she ate it.


_________________
Black cat on duty


Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

30 Dec 2013, 8:35 pm

Got bitten by the zebra AGAIN, for implying that the biting is a 'problem'.

The zebra has no problem biting......she likes it.


Sylkat



equestriatola
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 13 Aug 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 154,241
Location: Wherever my mind wants it to be

30 Dec 2013, 11:02 pm

Is just a $20 scratch ticket in human form.


_________________
Hey, all. I'm just Johnny. Go ahead and talk to me if ya wish.


Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

31 Dec 2013, 1:34 am

Wants us to believe that he is a pair of anime' Siamese Twins.


Sylkat



equestriatola
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 13 Aug 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 154,241
Location: Wherever my mind wants it to be

31 Dec 2013, 3:07 am

Is actually a time traveler from 1985.


_________________
Hey, all. I'm just Johnny. Go ahead and talk to me if ya wish.


WitchsCat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Apr 2013
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,433
Location: Cleveland, OH

31 Dec 2013, 10:04 am

Is actually a lead singer from a mediocre 70s rock band.


_________________
Black cat on duty


Lostiehere
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 24 Oct 2013
Age: 47
Gender: Female
Posts: 345

31 Dec 2013, 1:31 pm

Secretly wants to be a crocodile hunter and dreams about catching them in the Florida swamps.


_________________
Your Aspie score: 154 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 56 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie

AQ Test Score: 37


WitchsCat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Apr 2013
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,433
Location: Cleveland, OH

31 Dec 2013, 1:52 pm

Secretly dreams about being the best nematode catcher in the world.


_________________
Black cat on duty


babybird
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Nov 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 96,102
Location: UK

31 Dec 2013, 1:54 pm

Secretly dreams about being an orange pip.


_________________
we have existence


WitchsCat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Apr 2013
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,433
Location: Cleveland, OH

31 Dec 2013, 2:31 pm

Secretly dreams about being someone's glass eye.


_________________
Black cat on duty


Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

31 Dec 2013, 4:48 pm

Secretly dreams of being a Saber-Toothed Tiger.


Sylkat



Lostiehere
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 24 Oct 2013
Age: 47
Gender: Female
Posts: 345

31 Dec 2013, 5:05 pm

Once trained a puppy to paw paint pretty pictures. :wink:


_________________
Your Aspie score: 154 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 56 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie

AQ Test Score: 37


WitchsCat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Apr 2013
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,433
Location: Cleveland, OH

31 Dec 2013, 5:26 pm

Once trained a monkey to paint with its prehensile tail.


_________________
Black cat on duty


ThetaIn3D
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Mar 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,343
Location: Seattle

31 Dec 2013, 6:14 pm

Once trained three-dozen parakeets to play The Stars and Stripes Forever on miniature instruments.



babybird
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Nov 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 96,102
Location: UK

31 Dec 2013, 6:16 pm

Goes to work on a parrot


_________________
we have existence


Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

31 Dec 2013, 6:16 pm

Tried to teach an orangutan to play golf.


Sylkat