Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! but its my wish below

UNCORRUPTABLE

I wish to have a 5000 pound soft squishy warm sticky sweaty girlfriend who has trillions of neoprene straps

Granted. You have a 5000 pound soft squishy warm sticky sweaty girlfriend who has trillions of neoprene straps, but she is an alien being who eats the straps by the trillions every day.

I also grant you an incorruptible wish, but it up to me to decide which one it is, after all there was no specifications of immediately below (below may include 5 years time...).

I wish that I would not be so ambiguous in my wishes

Granted! but now your BORING

I wishmy girlfrind DID NOT EAT STRAPS!! !

Granted! She absorbs them by osmosis instead!

I wish the Stargate was real.

Granted! but it does not work

i wish my girfriend does not consume straps in any way... but produce them!

Granted! But the oversupply of straps causes a market meltdown and everyone buys your straps up cheap!

I wish the Stargate existed and it worked.

Granted! but it breaks right when you power it up

I wish there were no people who would ever need to buy straps from me

Granted: It works, however it works both ways and aliens invade us.

I wish I could just go to sleep already!

Granted! but you had to pay 50000 dollars for a special sleep therapy

I wish there were no people who would ever need to buy straps from me

That's exactly what I wanted to happen

Granted - but then you never wake up!

Strapples - Granted! But then the economy crashes because it passes the 'Strap Event Horizon' where it no longer becomes financially viable to produce anything but straps.

I wish we could make peace with the aliens we meet through the Stargate.

Granted: you can make peace by surendering, or dying... your choice. (An alien invasion would be kinda cool wouldn't it? )

I wish I knew what I have forgotten, if anything.

Granted, but it replaces what you now remember

I wish I was Pun-Pun (a DND character who can't be destroyed, harmed etc.)

Granted! But years along the way you die from old age!

I wish we didn't have to surrender or die to get peace.

granted! We are all forced to leave earth

I wish to be buried in the fat of a hot 5000 pound girl who is super squishy and hot and sticky

Granted! You're crushed and you die.

I wish for strapples to wish for something other than straps, being crushed, and powerchairs.

(i'm not degrading your obsessions, i'm just curious to how you'd respond.)

Granted. Strapples loses interest and becomes boring

I wish the next poster would press Alt + F4