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WitchsCat
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05 Jan 2014, 4:26 pm

Somehow finds a way to arrests snakes with handcuffs


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05 Jan 2014, 4:35 pm

Uses a fireman's stepladder just too look giraffes straight in the eye.



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05 Jan 2014, 4:38 pm

Uses a fireman's hose just to wash giraffes.


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05 Jan 2014, 4:44 pm

Has an entire aquarium full of rare, but dead fish.



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05 Jan 2014, 4:44 pm

Uses an elephants trunk to extinguish the sun.


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05 Jan 2014, 4:48 pm

Screams herself to sleep every night.



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05 Jan 2014, 4:49 pm

Tried to escape his own shadow.


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05 Jan 2014, 4:51 pm

Tried to escape gravity.



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05 Jan 2014, 4:53 pm

tried to escape in to Alcatraz for a short break.


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05 Jan 2014, 4:57 pm

Doesn't have a front door in her house, since she loses her keys too frequently.



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05 Jan 2014, 4:57 pm

Only has a wash on his birthday :lol:


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05 Jan 2014, 5:00 pm

Her only bath was on her day of birth. :P



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05 Jan 2014, 5:02 pm

Eats soup with a toothpick


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05 Jan 2014, 5:09 pm

Eats cookies with chopsticks


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05 Jan 2014, 5:10 pm

Posts food through next doors letter box.


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05 Jan 2014, 5:37 pm

Forces her neighbors to eat cans of worms without vomiting


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