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WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Somehow finds a way to arrests snakes with handcuffs
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Uses a fireman's stepladder just too look giraffes straight in the eye.
Uses a fireman's hose just to wash giraffes.
Has an entire aquarium full of rare, but dead fish.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Uses an elephants trunk to extinguish the sun.
Screams herself to sleep every night.
Tried to escape his own shadow.
Tried to escape gravity.
tried to escape in to Alcatraz for a short break.
Doesn't have a front door in her house, since she loses her keys too frequently.
Only has a wash on his birthday
Her only bath was on her day of birth.
Eats soup with a toothpick
Eats cookies with chopsticks
Posts food through next doors letter box.
Forces her neighbors to eat cans of worms without vomiting