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ThetaIn3D
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08 Jan 2014, 8:10 pm

Eats Plutonium Hoagies on a Yellowcake bun with Strontium Special Sauce. Prides herself on her radiance.



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08 Jan 2014, 8:42 pm

Eats Hyena Dandruff Cookies.

Accompanied by Yak Milk.


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09 Jan 2014, 12:59 pm

Makes toilet rolls out of dollar bills, and dollar bills out of toilet rolls.



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09 Jan 2014, 4:05 pm

Makes coins out of kidney stones.


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09 Jan 2014, 4:07 pm

Makes earwax candles. (An oldy, but a goody.)

This is one of those intervals where I just have to stop and say, you all are hilarious. :D



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09 Jan 2014, 4:20 pm

Makes car wax out of stomach acid.


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09 Jan 2014, 4:36 pm

Makes replacement paint for cars treated with car wax made of stomach acid; using boogers.



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09 Jan 2014, 4:40 pm

Takes a giraffe for a walk on a lead.


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09 Jan 2014, 5:11 pm

Uses a stegosaurus's tail to get that hard-to-reach itch


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09 Jan 2014, 5:16 pm

Uses a back scratcher to eat her dinner


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09 Jan 2014, 6:03 pm

Eats dragonflies using only her tongue


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09 Jan 2014, 8:40 pm

Sprinkles roasted fleas on her popcorn instead of salt.


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10 Jan 2014, 1:15 pm

Got thrown out of a hospital.



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10 Jan 2014, 3:20 pm

Got thrown out of a prison.



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10 Jan 2014, 4:02 pm

Got thrown out of an insane asylum.


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10 Jan 2014, 4:26 pm

Got thrown out of an all you can eat restaurant.


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