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ThetaIn3D
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14 Jan 2014, 5:27 pm

Is too sexy for 4 locales: Milan, Milan, New York and Japan.



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14 Jan 2014, 5:36 pm

Got kicked out of said locations for attempting to destroy buildings there using a forklift.


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14 Jan 2014, 5:55 pm

Used a forklift to hijack a truck loaded with Chicken Liver Pâté canned cat food.


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14 Jan 2014, 6:01 pm

Uses a crane to hijack a truck full of Ricotta cheese.


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14 Jan 2014, 6:07 pm

Summoned a swarm of real cranes to eat cheese from said truck.


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14 Jan 2014, 6:13 pm

Stole my ricotta cheese.


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14 Jan 2014, 6:16 pm

Rode a hippopotamus to chase cheese-stealing pony.


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14 Jan 2014, 6:17 pm

Stole my bucket of fresh carrots. The things mice can get away with these days..


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14 Jan 2014, 6:18 pm

Stole my hippopotamus's lunch.


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14 Jan 2014, 6:25 pm

Sent a rhinoceros to fetch the stolen lunch.


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14 Jan 2014, 6:48 pm

Wrapped its horn with left-over Christmas tinsel, and put a Christmas stocking on it's tail.



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14 Jan 2014, 9:56 pm

Sent an adorable turtle to blow bubbles at the rhinoceros.


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15 Jan 2014, 10:43 am

Held in custody by airport security for carrying an unnamed-clear-liquid-carrying turtle in their hand luggage.


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15 Jan 2014, 12:40 pm

Cried when pet bunny rabbit ironically ate all the Easter candy.


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15 Jan 2014, 1:17 pm

Went a mile underground and tried to mine for rock candy.


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15 Jan 2014, 2:29 pm

Tagged Mary Poppins with a radio transmitter to find out where she goes when she flies away on her umbrella.