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16 Jan 2021, 1:10 pm

Those automatic doors work by themselves!


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16 Jan 2021, 1:20 pm

Milktalk wrote:
Those automatic doors work by themselves!


Loolz. Sounds like Lonely work ?


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17 Jan 2021, 4:22 pm

"Neigh" screamed the clothes horse as the lady tried to put clothes on it.


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17 Jan 2021, 5:26 pm

Milktalk wrote:
"Neigh" screamed the clothes horse as the lady tried to put clothes on it.


Loooolz.......


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17 Jan 2021, 7:20 pm

I can see you! Said the camera as it peered over the wall


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19 Jan 2021, 1:34 am

"Hair!" exclaimed the brush as it got to work.


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19 Jan 2021, 5:27 am

"Left, right, left, right" said the soldier as he went shopping in the supermarket.


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19 Jan 2021, 5:56 am

"push up until i get tired of lookin' at your sorry goat-smellin' @$$, private!" said the chortling drill instructor.



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19 Jan 2021, 11:50 am

Hello said the man. Hi said the ant.


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21 Jan 2021, 9:47 am

"Watch out!" Screamed the bullet as it zoomed past.


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21 Jan 2021, 9:55 am

He gave me one about a Duck yesterday.

Be like a Duck & let all the stupid water wash off your back.


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21 Jan 2021, 10:17 am

What's that noise? Asked the man as he sat on a hooter.


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21 Jan 2021, 7:48 pm

Milktalk wrote:
What's that noise? Asked the man as he sat on a hooter.


Loolz..


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21 Jan 2021, 8:49 pm

Crisps thought the potato as it laughed to itself.


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22 Jan 2021, 8:40 am

A gang of broken eggshells stared at the omelette with a mean look .


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22 Jan 2021, 11:19 am

ow my foot said the golf ball