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14 Sep 2007, 7:32 pm

Granted. You're an intelligent, caring and funloving human now.

I wish that iamnotaparakeets next wish isn't corrupted. . .to badly.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:47 pm

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Granted. You're an intelligent, caring and funloving human now.

I wish that iamnotaparakeets next wish isn't corrupted. . .to badly.

Granted, I hope.

I wish Whiteskunk finds a good wife who will love him.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:48 pm

Granted, but he does not love her, and cheats.

I wish that I could move objects with my mind.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:58 pm

Anubis wrote:

Granted, but he does not love her, and cheats.

I wish that I could move objects with my mind.

Granted, but you can't control what your mind moves.

I wish I had a working time machine. My first one broke and I'm stuck here.

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14 Sep 2007, 8:17 pm

Granted. But it only goes back five seconds. (It's one I built)

I wish for a pet rabbit.

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14 Sep 2007, 9:15 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. But it only goes back five seconds. (It's one I built)

I wish for a pet rabbit.

Granted, but it's this one:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg[/youtube]

I wish Wal-Mart would go bankrupt.

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15 Sep 2007, 2:38 am

Granted, but "Sams Club" becomes the only store in the world.

I wish I never had to do the dishes again...

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15 Sep 2007, 2:48 am

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Granted, but "Sams Club" becomes the only store in the world.

I wish I never had to do the dishes again...

Same corporation, same wallet.

You don't have to, JUST THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW! (not seriously, that would just get you in trouble.)

I wish Pepper would be kinder to Peter.

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15 Sep 2007, 6:08 am

Granted, but Peter now abuses Pepper.

I wish that Happy Tree Friends was aired on all kid's tv channels daily.

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15 Sep 2007, 6:21 am

Anubis wrote:

Granted, but Peter now abuses Pepper.

I wish that Happy Tree Friends was aired on all kid's tv channels daily.

Yay Petey!! !

Granted, but the kids all become Emos.

I wish people wouldn't insult others and call it "harmless jokes"

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15 Sep 2007, 7:37 am

Granted. Know they intentionally insult others just to be mean. Fights break out. It escalates to full scale nuclear wars. 98 % of the worlds population is gone. And Hilary Clinton is the only woman remaining worth being Playboy Centerfold.

I wish I didn't actually write all that.

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15 Sep 2007, 7:40 am

whiteskunk wrote:

ME TOO, BUT I AGREE WITH IT (except the part about that weird woman.. Ugh!)

I wish I went to sleep last night.

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15 Sep 2007, 7:50 am

Granted. In fact, go to bed now. Get some much needed rest. I'll take over from here.

I wish birds would evolve and become the dominate species on Earth.

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15 Sep 2007, 8:00 am

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. In fact, go to bed now. Get some much needed rest. I'll take over from here.

I will after my sister is up to take care of my diabetic Mom, stepdad does not a thing.

whiteskunk wrote:

I wish birds would evolve and become the dominate species on Earth.

Granted, but now you life is in the hands of Parakeets... "Your in good hands with Allstate"

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15 Sep 2007, 8:10 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. In fact, go to bed now. Get some much needed rest. I'll take over from here.

I will after my sister is up to take care of my diabetic Mom, stepdad does not a thing.

whiteskunk wrote:

I wish birds would evolve and become the dominate species on Earth.

Granted, but now you life is in the hands of Parakeets... "Your in good hands with Allstate"

ahem. . .wish please. . .

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15 Sep 2007, 8:16 am

whiteskunk wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. In fact, go to bed now. Get some much needed rest. I'll take over from here.

I will after my sister is up to take care of my diabetic Mom, stepdad does not a thing.

whiteskunk wrote:

I wish birds would evolve and become the dominate species on Earth.

Granted, but now you life is in the hands of Parakeets... "Your in good hands with Allstate"

ahem. . .wish please. . .

I wish I were a 250 pound Parakeet!

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