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04 Jul 2009, 3:12 pm

Autism is caused by the Underground

Where you'll find someone true
Down in the underground
A land serene, a crystal moon.

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07 Jul 2009, 8:37 pm

Autism is caused by memorizing the periodic table of elements in fifth grade.

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07 Jul 2009, 8:48 pm

Autism is caused by the consumption of capacitors.

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10 Jul 2009, 10:11 am

Autism is caused, by all the scanners used at the local markets to read barcodes..

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10 Jul 2009, 1:19 pm

Autism is caused by global warming.

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10 Jul 2009, 1:58 pm

Scy wrote:

Autism is caused by memorizing the periodic table of elements in fifth grade.

When I was in fifth grade (1969-70) I would send hours reading this book and others like it...Ah, them were the days....

It was obsession with chemistry that got me interested in pursuing a career in electronics.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/4016475/the-g ... bert-brent
http://chemistry.about.com/b/2008/08/05 ... iments.htm

Lately I have been toying with the Idea of building a home lab.

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11 Jul 2009, 12:57 am

autism is caused by going into film adaptation of books or plays with any level of expectation of it measuring up to the original (with the exception, of course, of Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera)

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11 Jul 2009, 1:14 am

Autism is caused by Merlin. The TV show on NBC (y'know, the channel that loves Autism Speaks? Yeah), not the character from Arthurian legend or the series of movies.

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11 Jul 2009, 1:47 am

LostInEmulation wrote:

Autism is caused by a high standard of living. Compare the amount of autists in say Zimbabwe and the USA.

I know an autistic boy who was born in a tin shack in a shanty town in South Africa. There are plenty of autistic folks all over the world. They just call it by different labels.

Which leads me to the following:

Autism is caused by NT's labelling us.

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11 Jul 2009, 9:34 am

Autism is caused by the electro-magnetic fields created by things like computers...

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11 Jul 2009, 11:37 am

Autism is caused by a brick... house. So mighty, mighty!

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11 Jul 2009, 11:39 am

Autism is caused, by the overuse of cell-phones...

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11 Jul 2009, 11:50 am

Autism is caused by an imbalance in the Force.

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11 Jul 2009, 11:57 am

Autism is caused by body&soul minus heart..... no, wait, that's Nobodies...

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11 Jul 2009, 11:47 pm

[in poorly immitated yoda voice] autism is caused by poorly immitating Yoda it is

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12 Jul 2009, 12:17 am

Autism is caused by milking franchises.

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