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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Captured! Where is my pot of gold?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Under that neighbour's golden hen. Where is the Boulevard of Lost Souls?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Blondie took it with her. Where is my island paradise?
In the South Pacific. Where is my knight in shining armor?
I think he went to replace a donkey for a proper horse; good thing he kept his receipt. Where is my safety equipment?
It had an accident. Where is my next home?
Just down the corner, turn left at Gucci's Pizza Hut. Where is my eternity gone?
It extends before you. Where has my past gone.
Into a big trunk labeled "wisdom" Where is my peace of mind?
Just waiting to be caught. Where is my anti-malware protection device?
Overrun with viruses. Where is your anti-virus software?
Disabled by malware. Where is my checkbook?
"Borrowed" by that door to door salesman you allowed in. Where is my toothbrush?
I borrowed it to brush the hens' teeth. Where is my hairbrush?
The chickens borrowed it. Apparently the cock lost his comb. Where is my work? (I'd better get on with some now )
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Where is my work?Currently being done Where is my first post made here on WP upon joining for the first time?