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Lillikoi
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16 Jan 2014, 4:58 pm

Dials random numbers, meows when they answer, then hangs up.


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16 Jan 2014, 5:02 pm

Dials her own number, and is disappointed when she doesn't pick up.



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16 Jan 2014, 5:13 pm

Once tried to call 911 when he ran out of soda.


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16 Jan 2014, 5:21 pm

Has been banned from ever entering Madagascar.



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16 Jan 2014, 5:23 pm

Has been banned from ever entering Greece.


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16 Jan 2014, 5:36 pm

Likes to go on picnics having packed many grease sandwiches to eat with a small side salad.


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16 Jan 2014, 5:42 pm

Likes to shoot picnic goers with paintball guns for sport.


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16 Jan 2014, 9:07 pm

Likes to add cheap and stinky perfume to her paintballs.


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16 Jan 2014, 9:38 pm

Adds speakers to said perfume to amplify its stinkiness.



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17 Jan 2014, 1:19 am

Likes to pretend they're in the Bose speakers inheritance lineage.



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17 Jan 2014, 9:13 am

Lives in a house made completely out of fish fingers.



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17 Jan 2014, 11:06 am

Makes their hot dogs look like little wiener dogs and studiously works in a laboratory which cultivates fingers from genetically-modified Frankenfish. A true multi-tasker.



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17 Jan 2014, 12:11 pm

Insists on wearing a balaclava, during the midday 40°C heat, while taking his ID photo.



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17 Jan 2014, 5:16 pm

Does not know about the alligator lurking under that pier.


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17 Jan 2014, 5:30 pm

Does not know about the rattlesnake lurking in her toilet.


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17 Jan 2014, 6:06 pm

Is incapable of eating corn flakes.