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Sylkat
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17 Jan 2014, 8:01 pm

Thinks cornflakes contain secret messages from the Illuminati.


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17 Jan 2014, 8:11 pm

Thinks the Illuminati are conspiring to take her cornflakes.



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18 Jan 2014, 3:18 am

Thinks that a day only consists of 8 hours.


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18 Jan 2014, 10:07 am

Thinks a year only consists of 6 weeks.


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18 Jan 2014, 11:51 am

Is able to burp to the tune of the Latvian national anthem.



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18 Jan 2014, 12:26 pm

Is able to belch the Ghostbusters theme song.


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18 Jan 2014, 8:14 pm

Meows the 1812 Overture.


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19 Jan 2014, 8:50 am

Says the word 'ostentatious' over a 1000 times a day.



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19 Jan 2014, 9:50 am

Says the word "onomatopoeia" 1200 times a day.


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19 Jan 2014, 10:39 am

Is able to balance a fully stocked fridge on her head.



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19 Jan 2014, 10:43 am

Is able to balance a Volkswagen Beetle on his head.


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20 Jan 2014, 3:32 pm

Balances a bowl of sushi on her nose.


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20 Jan 2014, 3:34 pm

Balances a plate of Gouda cheese on her nose.


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20 Jan 2014, 5:14 pm

Tried to use Queen Elizabeth II's throne for a scratching post.

Got thrown out of the palace.

By the Beefeaters.


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20 Jan 2014, 5:38 pm

Got thrown out of the furniture store for jumping on the beds.


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20 Jan 2014, 5:45 pm

Got thrown out of the pet store for going into the parakeet section and demanding one for lunch.


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