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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Thinks cornflakes contain secret messages from the Illuminati.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Thinks the Illuminati are conspiring to take her cornflakes.
equestriatola Veteran
Joined: 13 Aug 2012Gender: MalePosts: 154,166Location: Wherever my mind wants it to be
Thinks that a day only consists of 8 hours.
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Thinks a year only consists of 6 weeks.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Is able to burp to the tune of the Latvian national anthem.
Is able to belch the Ghostbusters theme song.
Meows the 1812 Overture.
Says the word 'ostentatious' over a 1000 times a day.
Says the word "onomatopoeia" 1200 times a day.
Is able to balance a fully stocked fridge on her head.
Is able to balance a Volkswagen Beetle on his head.
Balances a bowl of sushi on her nose.
Balances a plate of Gouda cheese on her nose.
Tried to use Queen Elizabeth II's throne for a scratching post. Got thrown out of the palace. By the Beefeaters.
Got thrown out of the furniture store for jumping on the beds.
Got thrown out of the pet store for going into the parakeet section and demanding one for lunch.