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26 Jan 2014, 1:38 pm

Fed the sardines to the piranhas she stocked in the lake.

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26 Jan 2014, 2:11 pm

Fed the piranhas to the shark with the laser beam on its head that she keels in her pool.

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26 Jan 2014, 2:15 pm

Fed the shark with the laser beam to her goldfish.

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That guy is a dingus.

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26 Jan 2014, 2:47 pm

Bought a tiny baby alligator for her aquarium.

It ate her goldfish, then climbed out and ate her kitchen table, then bit the mailman, then ate the neighbor's rosebush, then chased the Avon Lady down the road.

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26 Jan 2014, 2:51 pm

Bought an electric eel for her aquarium, but was dismayed when it couldn't do the electric slide.

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26 Jan 2014, 2:57 pm

Thought she could recharge her iPod Touch by letting her electric eel bite it, but the eel ate it, instead.

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26 Jan 2014, 3:34 pm

Thinks iPads are made when hippos sit on iPods

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26 Jan 2014, 3:45 pm

Of course they aren't.

They are made when a well-trained and well-paid Romanian Brown Bear step on them, carefully, with her left hind foot.

But SOMEBODY here thinks that Polish bears do all the work. :roll:

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26 Jan 2014, 4:16 pm

Thinks all Polish bears make nail polish.

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27 Jan 2014, 4:33 am

Tried to give a polar bear a pedicure.

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27 Jan 2014, 7:43 am

Tried to suggest tooth-brushing to a polar bear.

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27 Jan 2014, 10:01 am

Tried to paint black stripes on a polar bear, but got mauled.

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27 Jan 2014, 12:50 pm

Is able to slice a person in half with a butter knife.

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27 Jan 2014, 12:51 pm

Is able to slice a shark in half with a pen knife.

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27 Jan 2014, 1:03 pm

Owns the world's largest collection of ant blood.

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27 Jan 2014, 1:09 pm

Owns the world's largest collection of cockroach sweat.

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