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22 Apr 2010, 2:21 pm

Look in your personal archives.

Where is my pencil?


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22 Apr 2010, 3:49 pm

It left, because, to be blunt, it didn't see the point.

Where is my pen?


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22 Apr 2010, 3:56 pm

In penitentiary. Impenitent!

Where is my hair shirt?



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22 Apr 2010, 4:05 pm

Hair today gone tomorrow, besides it was being shirty.

Where is my banana skin?


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22 Apr 2010, 4:08 pm

It's been impounded as evidence since that cop slipped on it and his gun went off and hit the neighbor's pet porcupine.

Where's my pet porcupine?



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22 Apr 2010, 4:13 pm

Went to Homer Simpson impersonation session.

Where is my way gone?



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22 Apr 2010, 4:15 pm

I think it took the road less travelled.

Where will I be in 5 years?



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22 Apr 2010, 4:17 pm

On the planet Earth, unless Martians invade.

Where is the blacksmith I hired last Thursday? :scratch:



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22 Apr 2010, 4:21 pm

He got shooed away.

Where is my gardener?


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22 Apr 2010, 4:23 pm

He's sitting at your computer.

Where's my housemaid?



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22 Apr 2010, 4:32 pm

He quit because you called him a maid


Where is my husband's sense of humor today? :roll:


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22 Apr 2010, 4:35 pm

Show him the "only aspies can see the animal" thread, see if that doesn't tickle his sense of humor.

Where is my mom today?



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23 Apr 2010, 7:26 am

Gone shopping with your housemaid...


I can't find peace of mind today. Where is it?


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23 Apr 2010, 7:34 am

You will find it in detachment from created things.

Where is my spool of black thread?



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23 Apr 2010, 7:43 am

Conspiring to stitch you up.

Where is my little break?


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23 Apr 2010, 8:14 am

Forget it! Look for your big break instead

Err...where is my drinking partner gone?


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