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AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 76,320Location: Portland, Oregon
Look in your personal archives. Where is my pencil?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
It left, because, to be blunt, it didn't see the point. Where is my pen?
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
In penitentiary. Impenitent! Where is my hair shirt?
Hair today gone tomorrow, besides it was being shirty. Where is my banana skin?
It's been impounded as evidence since that cop slipped on it and his gun went off and hit the neighbor's pet porcupine. Where's my pet porcupine?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Went to Homer Simpson impersonation session. Where is my way gone?
I think it took the road less travelled. Where will I be in 5 years?
On the planet Earth, unless Martians invade. Where is the blacksmith I hired last Thursday?
He got shooed away. Where is my gardener?
He's sitting at your computer. Where's my housemaid?
luvmyaspie Veteran
Joined: 31 Mar 2010Age: 61Gender: FemalePosts: 921Location: QLD Australia
He quit because you called him a maid Where is my husband's sense of humor today?
Show him the "only aspies can see the animal" thread, see if that doesn't tickle his sense of humor. Where is my mom today?
Gone shopping with your housemaid... I can't find peace of mind today. Where is it?
You will find it in detachment from created things. Where is my spool of black thread?
Conspiring to stitch you up. Where is my little break?
Forget it! Look for your big break instead Err...where is my drinking partner gone?