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WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Collects pizza crusts
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Collects pizza delivery men.
Collects Chinese food delivery men.
Uses chop sticks to chop down trees.
Uses a pen knife to cut down large redwood trees.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Uses a chain saw to slice bread.
Uses an ax to cut cake.
Uses a bazooka to open her front door each morning.
Uses Comet powder to brush his teeth.
Uses sandpaper to clean her teeth.
Uses a porcupine to brush his hair.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Uses an ancient Zen Garden as her litter box.
Uses a teacup as her bed.
Lillikoi Veteran
Joined: 22 Jul 2013Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 11,797Location: The Mid-West-East-South.
Uses an upside-down coffee mug as an improvised hat.
Uses a car tire as a belt.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Bought an elephant online today to supply fresh manure for her roses in the garden.