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WitchsCat
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02 Feb 2014, 11:59 am

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02 Feb 2014, 3:19 pm

Collects pizza delivery men.



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02 Feb 2014, 3:20 pm

Collects Chinese food delivery men.


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02 Feb 2014, 3:24 pm

Uses chop sticks to chop down trees.



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02 Feb 2014, 3:27 pm

Uses a pen knife to cut down large redwood trees.


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02 Feb 2014, 3:27 pm

Uses a chain saw to slice bread.


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02 Feb 2014, 4:32 pm

Uses an ax to cut cake.


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02 Feb 2014, 5:07 pm

Uses a bazooka to open her front door each morning.



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02 Feb 2014, 5:09 pm

Uses Comet powder to brush his teeth.


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03 Feb 2014, 9:24 am

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03 Feb 2014, 9:52 am

Uses a porcupine to brush his hair.


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03 Feb 2014, 10:35 am

Uses an ancient Zen Garden as her litter box.


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03 Feb 2014, 11:54 am

Uses a teacup as her bed.


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03 Feb 2014, 2:39 pm

Uses an upside-down coffee mug as an improvised hat.


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03 Feb 2014, 3:06 pm

Uses a car tire as a belt.


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03 Feb 2014, 3:09 pm

Bought an elephant online today to supply fresh manure for her roses in the garden.


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