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Lillikoi
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03 Feb 2014, 3:14 pm

Ordered a goat in the mail so he would no longer have to mow his lawn.


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03 Feb 2014, 4:30 pm

Ordered an anteater online so she wouldn't have to call the exterminator.


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03 Feb 2014, 5:27 pm

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03 Feb 2014, 5:29 pm

Keeps a tiger in his closet.


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03 Feb 2014, 5:43 pm

Keeps a lobster in her pocket.



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03 Feb 2014, 6:07 pm

Keeps a horned viper in his medicine cabinet.


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03 Feb 2014, 7:03 pm

Keeps an owl in her nightstand.



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03 Feb 2014, 8:10 pm

Has remained standing whilst sleeping every night since 1993.


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04 Feb 2014, 11:39 am

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04 Feb 2014, 12:19 pm

Went trainspotting, wearing a snorkel and scuba diving gear.


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04 Feb 2014, 3:26 pm

Went swimming in knight's armor.


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04 Feb 2014, 3:31 pm

Went snowboarding wearing a Powderpuff Girls costume.


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04 Feb 2014, 5:08 pm

Went jet skiing wearing a Cinderella costume.


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04 Feb 2014, 6:11 pm

Went Square-Dancing wearing surgeon's scrubs.


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04 Feb 2014, 8:42 pm

Has had their appointment as Head Air Steward confirmed by Sir Richard Branson. Their first shift is the 14:00 flight next Tuesday between Phoenix and the ISS.


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04 Feb 2014, 8:59 pm

Refuses to store food in the fridge because of his firm belief that everything is best stored at 19.5 degrees Celsius.


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