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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Sneaks into people's homes and checks the temperatures in their refrigerators.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Sneaks into peoples homes and replaces their shampoo with dish washing liquid.
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Sneaks into people's homes and draw mustaches on their pets' faces.
Writes novels under the pseudonym J.R.R Tolkien.
Writes songs under the name John Lennon.
Writes poetry under the name Lord Byron.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Is team captain of the Lord Byron's darts team. They have yet to have a dart hit the dartboard.
Cheats in darts by using a bow and arrow. Despite this he never hits the dart board.
Kills birds by throwing lawn darts at them.
Has a graveyard in her back yard, complete with tombstones, for dead birds found in her neighborhood.
Lillikoi Veteran
Joined: 22 Jul 2013Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 11,797Location: The Mid-West-East-South.
Kills two birds with one stone.
Does not know that 'Stone The Crows' was once a popular band.
Does not know that "Sylkat" is a name of a hedgehog accounting firm.
Does not know that the town should be painted red, not blue.
Tried to paint her house puce. Using her tail as a paintbrush
Tried to pant her room yellow using daisies as paintbrushes.