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Sylkat
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05 Feb 2014, 3:30 am

Sneaks into people's homes and checks the temperatures in their refrigerators.


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05 Feb 2014, 5:30 am

Sneaks into peoples homes and replaces their shampoo with dish washing liquid.



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05 Feb 2014, 9:59 am

Sneaks into people's homes and draw mustaches on their pets' faces.


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05 Feb 2014, 3:35 pm

Writes novels under the pseudonym J.R.R Tolkien.



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05 Feb 2014, 5:09 pm

Writes songs under the name John Lennon.


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05 Feb 2014, 5:11 pm

Writes poetry under the name Lord Byron.


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05 Feb 2014, 11:00 pm

Is team captain of the Lord Byron's darts team. They have yet to have a dart hit the dartboard.


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06 Feb 2014, 7:21 am

Cheats in darts by using a bow and arrow. Despite this he never hits the dart board.



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06 Feb 2014, 3:10 pm

Kills birds by throwing lawn darts at them.


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06 Feb 2014, 3:52 pm

Has a graveyard in her back yard, complete with tombstones, for dead birds found in her neighborhood.


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06 Feb 2014, 3:54 pm

Kills two birds with one stone.


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06 Feb 2014, 4:18 pm

Does not know that 'Stone The Crows' was once a popular band.


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06 Feb 2014, 4:33 pm

Does not know that "Sylkat" is a name of a hedgehog accounting firm.



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06 Feb 2014, 4:36 pm

Does not know that the town should be painted red, not blue.


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06 Feb 2014, 4:55 pm

Tried to paint her house puce.

Using her tail as a paintbrush


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06 Feb 2014, 5:17 pm

Tried to pant her room yellow using daisies as paintbrushes.


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