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Sylkat
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06 Feb 2014, 5:19 pm

Tried to tiptoe through the tulips, but she tripped.

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06 Feb 2014, 5:39 pm

Tried to walk on the wild side, but tripped.

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06 Feb 2014, 7:30 pm

Spends the summer holidays on a tiny boat in the North Atlantic searching for some wild red salmon to take home and have with a light salad.

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07 Feb 2014, 3:02 pm

Paints himself yellow so he can look more like a Simpsons character.

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07 Feb 2014, 4:21 pm

Paints herself blue to look more like a Smurfs character.

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That guy is a dingus.

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07 Feb 2014, 5:27 pm

Paints herself green to look like the Grinch.

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i_wanna_blue
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07 Feb 2014, 5:45 pm

Replaces her head with a pumpkin in order to scare little children.

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07 Feb 2014, 5:51 pm

Is the only person on WP who still believes in the Great Pumpkin.

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07 Feb 2014, 5:56 pm

Believes each US President is a large yam in disguise.

equestriatola
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07 Feb 2014, 5:58 pm

Would probably want the orange Denver Broncos jersey w/Justin Bieber's name and #16 on it. (BTW, the #16 was chosen @ random.)

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08 Feb 2014, 5:57 am

Would probably want a Newcastle United jersey (link) with the number 4 and the name "Kebab" written on it, instead of Cabaye.

(if you're not familiar with this, the club's director of football mispronounced the name Cabaye as Kebab)

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08 Feb 2014, 7:36 am

Would probably travel to Newcastle (or Paris, now) to start a business selling doner Cabayes.

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08 Feb 2014, 7:51 am

Wants to start his own foot club called Pitaborough United, and make Cabaye his first signing from Paris.