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CosmicRuss
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08 Feb 2014, 11:19 am

Wrote to the Mayor of New York highlighting the fact there was very little newness to be seen around the place and demanded a refund.


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08 Feb 2014, 11:40 am

Collects empty nut shells


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08 Feb 2014, 4:38 pm

Collects banana peels.


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09 Feb 2014, 5:17 am

Strategically places banana peels along busy sidewalks and then watches the mayhem ensue.



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09 Feb 2014, 9:55 am

Strategically places nails along busy roads and then watches the mayhem ensue.


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09 Feb 2014, 11:41 am

fell through a worm hole and found a bunch of tulips.


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09 Feb 2014, 11:53 am

Paints tulips on sidewalks, just to watch people try to pick them up.


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09 Feb 2014, 11:54 am

Paints paving slabs on tulips, just to watch people walk all over them.


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09 Feb 2014, 12:00 pm

Paints 'Go' on stop signs just to see how much trouble she can cause.


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09 Feb 2014, 12:02 pm

Uses velux windows for sunglasses.


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09 Feb 2014, 12:07 pm

Paints Marty Feldman eyes on her sunglasses.


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09 Feb 2014, 12:09 pm

Keeps a battered cod as a pet.


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09 Feb 2014, 12:29 pm

Keeps a narwhal as a pet.


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09 Feb 2014, 12:32 pm

Keeps an analogue television, to remind her of when times were simpler.


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09 Feb 2014, 12:36 pm

Watches her television all the time.

Saves on the electrical bill by never plugging it in.


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09 Feb 2014, 12:37 pm

Watches time fly by on a sundial.


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