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11 Feb 2014, 3:24 pm

Ate 338 plates of food for supper and still didn't get full.



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11 Feb 2014, 3:34 pm

Quenched his thirst just for drinking only one drop of water.


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11 Feb 2014, 6:02 pm

Sits under the Niagara Falls with her mouth open and still her thirst isn't quenched.



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12 Feb 2014, 3:33 pm

Bathes himself in tomato soup.


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12 Feb 2014, 3:53 pm

Is trying to patent Catnip-Tuna-Liver soup.


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13 Feb 2014, 11:00 am

Doesn't want me to mention a third kind of soup.



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13 Feb 2014, 11:32 am

Probably (hopefully) made up The Soup and The Vodka.


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13 Feb 2014, 1:13 pm

Thinks cheese is a by-product of sneezing.



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13 Feb 2014, 1:15 pm

Na thats wheezing.



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13 Feb 2014, 3:52 pm

Thinks puffins are puffy muffins.


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13 Feb 2014, 4:00 pm

Was once the kicker for the CFL's Saskatchewan Roughriders.


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13 Feb 2014, 5:48 pm

Is in two places at once; his body in Seattle, and his mind in Los Angeles. Also exiled from Los Angeles for the extreme misogynist speeches he gave. They can keep his body out, but not his spirit!


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13 Feb 2014, 6:05 pm

Looks just like his albino yarmulka-wearing avatar.


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13 Feb 2014, 6:06 pm

Cleans peoples ears as they sit and relax on park benches.



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13 Feb 2014, 6:14 pm

Hopes that some anonymous rodent will clean his ears if he takes a nap on a park bench.


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13 Feb 2014, 7:30 pm

Brings a pillow and blanket to the park just so she can take a snooze on the park bench.


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