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TallyMan
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23 Apr 2010, 10:53 am

Laying under the pool table.

Where is my hot dog with onions, mustard and brown sauce?


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23 Apr 2010, 11:46 am

Sorry, the dog was hungry.

Where is my license for driving camels?



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23 Apr 2010, 12:17 pm

Awaiting approval. You forgot to bribe the official and they got the hump.

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23 Apr 2010, 12:20 pm

Sold it to that Muslim hot dog vendor who needed a quick drive to the nearest mosque.

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23 Apr 2010, 12:30 pm

(ahem) It got the hump and left.

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23 Apr 2010, 12:46 pm

Giving the desert a whirlwind tour in a ThrustSSC.

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23 Apr 2010, 1:01 pm

I helped Tally Man steal it because
he wanted to try and clone himself.

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23 Apr 2010, 1:04 pm

Sorry, the camel was hungry.

Where is my camel's tale?



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23 Apr 2010, 1:13 pm

The camel is about to tell you the 'tale' about Alladin. :lol:

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23 Apr 2010, 1:15 pm

About to ransack your house.

Where is the nearest library?


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TallyMan
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23 Apr 2010, 1:18 pm

About 12 miles away from me in France.

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23 Apr 2010, 1:19 pm

100 billion light years away.

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23 Apr 2010, 1:26 pm

Waiting for you to ride it into that truck (ouch).

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23 Apr 2010, 1:58 pm

It's been confiscated by the authorities.

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23 Apr 2010, 2:46 pm

It broke.

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23 Apr 2010, 2:51 pm

You shooed them away.

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