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Sylkat
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13 Feb 2014, 8:29 pm

Sneaks up on people (and Dormice) napping on park benches, then staples their pillows and blankets to the benches.


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13 Feb 2014, 8:39 pm

Has nothing else in her wardrobe but jeans and purple sweaters.


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13 Feb 2014, 8:40 pm

is actually an ostrich.


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13 Feb 2014, 8:42 pm

Is actually Canadian and can fly.


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13 Feb 2014, 9:03 pm

Is actually a Tibetan Buddhist monk who can levitate.


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13 Feb 2014, 9:05 pm

Is actually a flying Canadian ostrich.


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13 Feb 2014, 9:19 pm

Owns a bunch of Toyota dealerships in the state of Massachusetts.


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14 Feb 2014, 8:29 am

Is actually a Centaur.

Which is why he considers the MLP girls so attractive.


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14 Feb 2014, 9:54 am

Ate a years supply of Spam for breakfast today.



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14 Feb 2014, 11:34 am

Is actually blue and part of the Blue Man Group.


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14 Feb 2014, 12:51 pm

Is actually Ron Burgundy.


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14 Feb 2014, 1:35 pm

Can't refrain from humming hawaii 5-0's theme when on any form of water transport.



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14 Feb 2014, 1:46 pm

Flew to the corner shop in a Jumbo Jet.


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14 Feb 2014, 2:08 pm

Insists on playing hopscotch on airport runways.


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14 Feb 2014, 3:39 pm

Insists on skipping rope with Twizzlers.


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14 Feb 2014, 4:19 pm

Is actually white in colour and dyes her cat hair black to look intimidating.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)