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16 Feb 2014, 3:41 am

Broke up with his shadow.



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16 Feb 2014, 6:13 am

My shadow chased everybody else's shadow off of the wall.


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16 Feb 2014, 7:04 am

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16 Feb 2014, 10:14 am

His lifelong dream is to eat every cupcake.


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16 Feb 2014, 12:59 pm

Licked the frosting off of every cupcake in the bakery.

Then purred about it.


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16 Feb 2014, 1:32 pm

Ate every gummy bear in sight until she turned into one.


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16 Feb 2014, 1:59 pm

Burped up a gummy flea.


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16 Feb 2014, 3:29 pm

Never uses a phone. Instead communicates in Morse Code.



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16 Feb 2014, 4:08 pm

Communicates by writing in Braille.


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16 Feb 2014, 4:22 pm

Spits at people 3 times to say "hello", 2 times to say "goodbye". Burps 12 times to say "i can't believe she's wearing that dress".



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16 Feb 2014, 4:58 pm

Has a rabbit who does all the talking for him.


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16 Feb 2014, 4:59 pm

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16 Feb 2014, 5:58 pm

Has no idea that CFL is actually Crispy Fried Lice.


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17 Feb 2014, 9:49 am

Ate said lice with her Kentucky Fried Crickets.


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17 Feb 2014, 9:58 am

Taught her crickets how to play cricket.



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17 Feb 2014, 11:08 am

Taught foxes how to foxtrot.


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