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equestriatola
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17 Feb 2014, 5:15 pm

Wears white shoes all the time.


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17 Feb 2014, 5:26 pm

Is trying to weather the storms, while daydreaming of warmer skies.



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17 Feb 2014, 5:40 pm

Thinks using a vacuum cleaner on clouds will make them go away.


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17 Feb 2014, 10:37 pm

Once organized a snail race and accepted bets on the winner.

However the race is still open as none of them have reached the finish line yet...



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18 Feb 2014, 3:03 pm

Painted his snail's shell like a race car to make it look faster.


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18 Feb 2014, 3:11 pm

Painted snails all over a famous race car.


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18 Feb 2014, 8:52 pm

Raced the snails against the tortoise and the snail won because slow and steady wins the race.


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19 Feb 2014, 6:26 am

Raced a snail-painted race car against a tortoise-painted race car.

Both drivers fell asleep during the race.


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19 Feb 2014, 8:48 am

Is manufacturing for the French restaurant trade some self-delivering snails.


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19 Feb 2014, 3:34 pm

Bred snails and frogs to make the perfect French dish - escargot with frog's legs.


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19 Feb 2014, 4:22 pm

That is simply awful.

Oh, yes...fell asleep on the roof in December.

Tripped Santa when he landed.

Got many, many Facebook Likes from the North Pole Elves.


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19 Feb 2014, 5:18 pm

Pimped Santa's sleigh so it is black with flames on the sides of it, as well as rocket boosters.


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19 Feb 2014, 5:41 pm

Emailed Anna Wintour, tried to convince her to do a 'Style Makeover' on Santa.

Got an extremely rude response from Ms. Wintour's secretary.


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20 Feb 2014, 3:23 pm

Tried to style her hair into a beehive do, but got stung by bees afterwards.


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20 Feb 2014, 3:25 pm

Once went back in time to 1989 to punt for the Saskatchewan Roughriders en route to their Grey Cup championship.


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20 Feb 2014, 4:04 pm

Tried to buy Ron Burgundy's suit.


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