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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Throws pound notes down the toilet
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Flushes her candy wrappers down the toilet.
Has a pet sponge
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Maintains her flawless complexion by using Brasso and Brillo pads after a light splash of water on her face.
Bathes in treacle and goats milk.
Bathes in Diet Coke
Cuts her nails with a chainsaw
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Used a chainsaw on the neighbors' patio furniture.
Used chewing gum to stick the furniture back together again.
Used nail polish for toothpaste. Has a most colorful smile.
Throws old potatoes at the easter parade
Throws spoiled milk at the Thanksgiving parade
Uses spoiled milk for shampoo.
Uses tar for shampoo.
Uses melted tar as gravy on her breakfast biscuits.
Drinks lumpy gravy for a special treat.