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AspergianMutantt
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24 Feb 2014, 11:36 am

Creates enchanted wild flowers to help teleport her from perch to perch as she keeps an eye on people.



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24 Feb 2014, 12:16 pm

Plants enchanted trees that grows poison apples.


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24 Feb 2014, 12:23 pm

Once bought the Guinness Book of Records without opening it, thinking it was full of her favourite LP's or CDs between the covers.



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24 Feb 2014, 12:52 pm

Once bought a thesaurus without opening it, thinking there is a live dinosaur inside.


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27 Feb 2014, 7:16 am

Was once bitten by a baby thesaurus.


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27 Feb 2014, 11:01 am

Once dyed her fingers bright green in the hope that the health of her garden and her pot plants would improve. When it didn't work, she experimented with various other hues of green.



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27 Feb 2014, 11:41 am

Soaked in a bathtub of green dye, hoping to be mistaken for the Incredible Hulk.

Instead, was taken to a veterinarian, who thought he was covered in mildew.


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27 Feb 2014, 3:09 pm

Dyed a baby green hoping to raise a baby Hulk.


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27 Feb 2014, 3:16 pm

Tried using a feather duster to get rid of a web site she disapproved of. :lol:



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27 Feb 2014, 4:30 pm

Tried vacuuming a song that he doesn't approve of.


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27 Feb 2014, 4:38 pm

Started off her life as a baked bean.


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27 Feb 2014, 5:33 pm

Started her life as a peanut


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02 Mar 2014, 4:30 pm

Planted a pint of milk and grew a cow.


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02 Mar 2014, 4:38 pm

Is the most cutest monkey around



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03 Mar 2014, 11:37 am

Was born in a cemetery.


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03 Mar 2014, 12:04 pm

Does not like the living dead.