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babybird
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07 Mar 2014, 2:54 pm

Eats his dinner through his ears.


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08 Mar 2014, 3:09 am

Probably has lived in Tokyo in one point in her life.


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08 Mar 2014, 9:29 am

Literally spent a few minutes in Tokyo before taking a departing flight back home, just so that he could say he's been to Tokyo.



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08 Mar 2014, 10:02 am

Dresses as a samurai when he goes to Burger King.


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08 Mar 2014, 10:06 am

Dresses as a burger when she goes for karate.



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08 Mar 2014, 10:14 am

Thinks The Karate Kid is about a young goat doing karate.


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08 Mar 2014, 3:00 pm

Owns a karate dojo which specializes in training farm animals.



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08 Mar 2014, 4:40 pm

Owns a police academy which specializes in training zoo animals.


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09 Mar 2014, 9:16 am

Didn't quite get the reception she was hoping for, when she sung "Don't cry for me Argentina" at the departures terminal of Rio de Janeiro airport.



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09 Mar 2014, 10:16 am

Didn't quite get the reception he was hoping for, when he sung "Tiny Dancer" at Tony Danza's birthday party.


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09 Mar 2014, 10:37 am

Shrunk in the wash


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09 Mar 2014, 11:23 am

Her eyelashes grow longer whenever she tells a lie.


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09 Mar 2014, 12:24 pm

Nominated Hakarl for 'Food Of The Year'.


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09 Mar 2014, 12:30 pm

Nominated her mouse droppings as 'candy of the year'.



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09 Mar 2014, 12:47 pm

Nominated his brain as "cabbage of the year"


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09 Mar 2014, 12:56 pm

Nominate her snot as 'cleaning product of the year'.