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Lillikoi
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10 Mar 2014, 9:36 pm

Uses a crowbar to open doors.


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11 Mar 2014, 4:53 am

Uses a tire iron to stir her cake batter.


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11 Mar 2014, 7:26 am

Is often referred to as the Nigella Lawson of doormice cuisine.



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11 Mar 2014, 7:30 am

Frequently spreads marmite on bus stops.


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11 Mar 2014, 7:34 am

Often confuses idioms with idiots.



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11 Mar 2014, 7:39 am

The bizarre thing about that is, I don't know what that means. :lol:


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11 Mar 2014, 8:02 am

Rambles on about mumbles, even though she has a dictionary about random rambles and a map of all mutated marbles wandering in the frolic c


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11 Mar 2014, 2:17 pm

Lost his marbles playing marbles.


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11 Mar 2014, 3:05 pm

Lost her arm playing with great white sharks.



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11 Mar 2014, 3:53 pm

Lost his leg playing with crocodiles.


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11 Mar 2014, 4:34 pm

Lost her nose when she trapped it in a door.


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11 Mar 2014, 5:46 pm

When babybird hops along, mountains Trimble and split open and trees falls to the side.
(like the cartoon mynah bird, unstoppable)



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11 Mar 2014, 7:06 pm

Taught a mynah bird to sing 'I'm Too Sexy".


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12 Mar 2014, 3:01 am

Stands in front of the Magistrates Court, on one leg holding a replica of Napoleon's digestive system.



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12 Mar 2014, 5:28 am

Ooh, GOOD one, Blue!

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Replaced bird in Cuckoo Clock with a tiny mechanical Mussolini that curses in Italian on the hour.


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12 Mar 2014, 4:09 pm

Lives in a house made of sparrow bones, glass lilies and lost pages from children's storybooks


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