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WitchsCat
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16 Mar 2014, 1:32 pm

Has been drinking from the bottle with Gary Busey.


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16 Mar 2014, 4:52 pm

Vandalizes her own home.



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16 Mar 2014, 6:44 pm

Stops when he encounters a fork in the road, but keeps going when he comes across a spoon.


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16 Mar 2014, 8:53 pm

Would like to play for the Oakland Raiders.


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16 Mar 2014, 9:23 pm

Paints the stripes on zebras.


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17 Mar 2014, 6:31 am

Tried to play 'Connect-The-Dots' on a live Leopard.

Is adjusting moderately well to the new prosthetic hands.


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17 Mar 2014, 7:22 am

Is the niece of "Fats" from Rastamouse.



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17 Mar 2014, 8:17 am

Is the penpal of Elijah Blue Allman.


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17 Mar 2014, 9:02 am

Is the penpal of the dormouse from "Alice in Wonderland"


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17 Mar 2014, 9:17 am

Is only willing to be penpals with ball point pens.



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17 Mar 2014, 9:27 am

Is only willing to be penpals with blue-inked pens


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17 Mar 2014, 3:23 pm

Is only willing to be penpals with Norwegian Forest Cats.


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17 Mar 2014, 3:42 pm

Watches Tom and Jerry for tips on how inflict near death injuries to cats.



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17 Mar 2014, 4:34 pm

Watches Gordon Ramsey for vocabulary tips.


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17 Mar 2014, 5:17 pm

Watches Top Gear for cooking advice.



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18 Mar 2014, 6:51 am

Watches 'Duck Dynasty' to learn the English language.


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