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Refused to wear or use a jet pack.

Stated that she was planning to grow wings, thank you anyway.

Has designed absorbed redesigned adsorbed a refuse

And got away on a subtle abtuse

Uses a 5 iron to launch passion fruit into space, hoping to find them altered into granadilla fridge tart, when he next stops at the moons 'all you can eat' buffet.

Tried to throw a boomerang in space.

Tried to toss a frisbee through time.

Once threw a whole pizza hoping it has the same momentum as a frisbee.

Forgot that when you throw a frisbee (or anything else), it is always through time. Otherwise it would never leave your hand.

And WitchsCat once threw a whole warthog, hoping it had the same ΔV as a honey-baked ham.

Had a Glazed Honey Baked Ham, thought about throwing it, but ate it instead.

Solved the mysteries of the universe years ago, but isn't telling anyone.

Knows where the Treasure Of The Sierra Madre is, but won't tell anyone.

Knows which celebrities have gone for extensive surgery on their earlobes, but would rather let the public live in ignorance.

Knows which famous, attractive, and oddly young-looking female celebrities are actually Stepford robots.

Won't tell who, though.

^^^ I want one! cook clean take care of all my needs, and never complains.
Slykat do what ever it takes to get Blue to fork some of those wives over, Ill have my order ready! I might take 3!

When his order failed to come through, tries to build a robot made out of pictures of the Stepford Wives.

Ordered 12 Stepford husbands, under the name WitchsHat.